Pabo How it works

Meet Pabo. He is very slow.

Shop for stuff you'll never get.

Spend pretend money, help Pabo make the slowest delivery, unbox your order, and make the room yours. Nothing in the catalog is real or shipped.

Pabo for iPhone on Product Hunt
  • Free to play
  • No account
  • No ads
Watch the 29-second demo
Pabo's imaginary shop Pabo making the slowest delivery A room decorated with imaginary purchases
Pretend money
Help Pabo the snail make the slowest delivery
Actual snail

All the fun of ordering. None of the packages.

One very slow loop from imaginary cart to a room full of favorites.

Shop for things you'll never get in Pabo
01 · Browse

Shop

Fill a cart with imaginary products that will never arrive.

Spend pretend money at Pabo's checkout
02 · Checkout

Spend

Pay from a daily pretend wallet. Regret absolutely nothing.

Guide Pabo through the delivery game
03 · Deliver

Play

Help Pabo jump over rocks and collect shells on the slowest route home.

Unbox an imaginary order in Pabo
04 · Reveal

Unbox

Open what was never coming and choose which favorites to keep.

Decorate your room with imaginary purchases
05 · Decorate

Keep

Unbox the order and drag your favorites into a room that becomes yours.

See how much pretend money you did not spend
06 · Reflect

Save

See how much you didn't spend, then come back and do it again.

Ready to order absolutely nothing?

Pabo is available now on iPhone, iPad, and Android.